Quote A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a...

“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?” - Stephen Colbert



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.

Jonathan Safran Foer

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes.

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes.

Lauren Oliver

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : right in this moment, I can´t even remember what unhappy feels like.

right in this moment, I can´t even remember what unhappy feels like.

Maggie Stiefvater

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Mahatma Gandhi

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

Marcel Proust

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

Marcus Aurelius