Quote A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a...

“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?” - Stephen Colbert



family humor parenting satire

Quotes to Explore


 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Francis Bacon

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

Galileo Galilei

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

John Lennon

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

Knowing others is intelligence;knowing yourself is true wisdom.Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

Lao Tzu

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

Mario Andretti

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

Maurice Switzer