Quotes on “satire”

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.

This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

Invisible things are the only realities.

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.