P.G. Wodehouse Cool & famous Quotes by

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

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• Humor

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

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• Humor

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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• Love

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

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• Humor

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.

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• Humor

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

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• Life

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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• Love

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

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• Humor

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

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• Humor

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

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• Humor

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

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• Humor

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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• Humor

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

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• Humor

What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

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• Humor

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.

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• Humor

I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit.

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• Writing

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

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• Humor

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

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• Humor

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

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• Humor

She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.

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• Writing