Humor
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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Scott Adams
Scott Adams is an American cartoonist, author, and entrepreneur. He is best known as the creator of the Dilbert comic strip, which has been syndicated in over 2,000 newspapers worldwide. Adams has also written several books, including The Dilbert Principle, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, and How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big.
Adams was born in Windham, New York, in 1957. He graduated from Hartwick College with a degree in economics in 1979. After working as a management consultant for a few years, Adams decided to pursue a career in cartooning. He started Dilbert in 1989, and it quickly became a popular comic strip.
Adams has won numerous awards for his work, including the Reuben Award for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year. He is also a successful entrepreneur, and he has founded several businesses, including Scott Adams Foods, Inc., which produces Dilbert-branded food products.
Adams is a controversial figure, and his work has been criticized for being offensive and insensitive. However, he remains a popular author and cartoonist, and his work continues to be enjoyed by millions of people around the world.
Adams was born in Windham, New York, in 1957. He graduated from Hartwick College with a degree in economics in 1979. After working as a management consultant for a few years, Adams decided to pursue a career in cartooning. He started Dilbert in 1989, and it quickly became a popular comic strip.
Adams has won numerous awards for his work, including the Reuben Award for Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year. He is also a successful entrepreneur, and he has founded several businesses, including Scott Adams Foods, Inc., which produces Dilbert-branded food products.
Adams is a controversial figure, and his work has been criticized for being offensive and insensitive. However, he remains a popular author and cartoonist, and his work continues to be enjoyed by millions of people around the world.
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Life
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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Humor
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Relationships
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The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It isfutile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someonewho is capable of significant change; that sort of personexists only in our imaginations.
Humor
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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
Humor
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Love
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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