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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

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The best you can hope for in a relationship is to findsomeone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It isfutile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someonewho is capable of significant change; that sort of personexists only in our imaginations.

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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