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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Never was anything great achieved without danger.

Never was anything great achieved without danger.

Niccolò Machiavelli

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Oliver Goldsmith

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If you try and lose then it isn't your fault. But if you don't try and we lose, then it's all your fault.

If you try and lose then it isn't your fault. But if you don't try and we lose, then it's all your fault.

Orson Scott Card

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

Robert F. Kennedy

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Keep your friends for friendship, but work with the skilled and competent

Keep your friends for friendship, but work with the skilled and competent

Robert Greene

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Winners are not afraid of losing. But losers are. Failure is part of the process of success. People who avoid failure also avoid success.

Winners are not afraid of losing. But losers are. Failure is part of the process of success. People who avoid failure also avoid success.

Robert T. Kiyosaki