Quotes on “food”

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.

This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.