The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.?
Dora J. Arod
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of the human race than the discovery of a star.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.
I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
John Kennedy Toole
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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