Quotes and sayings about tag  food

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.

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• Love

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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• Humor

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

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• Humor

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.?

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• Love

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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• Humor

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

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• Humor

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

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• Love

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of the human race than the discovery of a star.

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• Happiness

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

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• Writing

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

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• Humor

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

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• Inspirational

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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• Education

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

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• Humor

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

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• Love

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

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• Humor

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

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• Humor

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.

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• Life

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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• Love

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

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• Humor

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

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• Humor

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

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• Life

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

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• Love

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

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• Humor

This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.

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• Love