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Erma Louise Bombeck was born on February 21, 1927 in Bellbrook, Ohio.
* She was a humor columnist, author, and television personality.
* Her column, "At Wit's End," was syndicated in over 900 newspapers and read by over 30 million people.
* She wrote 15 books, all of which were bestsellers.
* She was a recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
* She died on April 22, 1996 at the age of 69.
* She is remembered as one of the most popular and influential humorists of her time.
* Her work continues to be enjoyed by readers of all ages.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

When your mother asks, " Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Erma Bombeck

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Erma Bombeck

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Erma Bombeck

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

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Housework can kill you if done right.

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