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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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When your mother asks, " Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

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Housework can kill you if done right.

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