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Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
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Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor
She's my kitten, and no one else's.
You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.