Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.

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Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

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La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!

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I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.

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The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.

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Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

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This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

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Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

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People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

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He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her hip. So, is that your long, scaly, reptilian tail, or are you just happy to see me? No, she did not just say that. Did she?

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