Quotes on “funny”

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple. Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.Isn’t this fun? Skulduggery said brightly. The three of usgetting along so well.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.?

You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.