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“Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd like to see her knock someone silly with an apron and a cookie press.” - Rachel Vincent



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Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf.

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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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