I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon.
Richelle Mead
This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.
She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.
Rick Riordan
What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.
That’s us, he said. Those five nuts right there.Which one is me? I asked.The little deformed one, Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up.
She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.
Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?
We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.
Leo, Hazel gasped, I can’t—my arms—Hazel, he said. Do you trust me?No!Me neither, Leo admitted.
Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Robert Benchley
The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
Robert Conquest
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