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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.

Virginia Woolf

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.

The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.

Anaïs Nin

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Benjamin Franklin

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.

Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.

Dalai Lama XIV

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Knowledge grows exponentially. The more we know, the greater our ability to learn, and the faster we expand our knowledge base.

Knowledge grows exponentially. The more we know, the greater our ability to learn, and the faster we expand our knowledge base.

Dan Brown

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

Daniel J. Boorstin