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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Eleanor Roosevelt

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : No man is free who is not master of himself.

No man is free who is not master of himself.

Epictetus

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It is never too late to be what you might have been.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

George Eliot

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Try a little harder to be a little better.

Try a little harder to be a little better.

Gordon B. Hinckley

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It's easy to forget things you don't need anymore.

It's easy to forget things you don't need anymore.

Haruki Murakami

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Helen Keller