Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

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The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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• Love

I passed out from stress? That’s it?I believe the princess term is fainted, said Thorne.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

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When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

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• Romance

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?

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My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.

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He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

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The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

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I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

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• Life

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

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Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.

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I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.

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