Quotes on “funny”

Of course you know, this means war.

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad

Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

His eyebrows pulled in. You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?