Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.

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• Writing

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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• Funny

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

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• Funny

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

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• Funny

She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

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• Humor

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

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• Inspirational

I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.

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• Funny

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

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• Funny

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

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• Funny

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

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• Funny

It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here.

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• Love

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

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• Funny

I have no doubt that you are more than capable of bringing the Monsean queen and my son and the rest of my sons and a hundred Nanderan kittens through an onslaught of howling raiders if you chose to.

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• Funny

Be a Samurai.Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky.

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• Funny

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.

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• Life