Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

223 Quotes

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

James Patterson

His eyebrows pulled in. You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?

Jamie McGuire

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Jeaniene Frost

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Jeaniene Frost

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Jeaniene Frost

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Jeaniene Frost

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!

Jeaniene Frost

Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

Jeaniene Frost

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Jerry Seinfeld

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

Jim Butcher

Of course you know, this means war.

Joe Adamson

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

John Green

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

John Green

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

John Green

Page 8 from 15