Quotes on “funny”

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.

Be a Samurai.Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky.

I have no doubt that you are more than capable of bringing the Monsean queen and my son and the rest of my sons and a hundred Nanderan kittens through an onslaught of howling raiders if you chose to.