Quote The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire...

“The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!” - Jeaniene Frost



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

Maya Angelou

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think

I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them think

Socrates

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : When you kill time, remember that it has no resurrection.

When you kill time, remember that it has no resurrection.

A.W. Tozer

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I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.

Alan W. Watts

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Time is a slippery thing: lose hold of it once, and its string might sail out of your hands forever.

Time is a slippery thing: lose hold of it once, and its string might sail out of your hands forever.

Anthony Doerr

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.

The main problem with this great obsession for saving time is very simple: you can't save time. You can only spend it. But you can spend it wisely or foolishly.

Benjamin Hoff