The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Frederic Brown
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
Gena Showalter
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.
George Carlin
How is it possible to have a civil war?
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it.
George Eliot
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
Golda Meir
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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