Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

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It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here.

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• Love

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

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I have no doubt that you are more than capable of bringing the Monsean queen and my son and the rest of my sons and a hundred Nanderan kittens through an onslaught of howling raiders if you chose to.

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Be a Samurai.Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky.

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A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.

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• Life

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

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Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

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I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

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• Life

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

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I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

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Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.

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If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

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the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

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Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

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Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

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Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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• Inspirational

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!

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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

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The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I passed out from stress? That’s it?I believe the princess term is fainted, said Thorne.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

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When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

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• Romance

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?

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• Relationships

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

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• Life