Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
Ellen DeGeneres
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Eoin Colfer
Maxon: To be clear, no one agrees with you.America: To be clear, I don’t care.
Kiera Cass
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
Michael Summers
It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.
Francine Pascal
It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous!
PewDiePie
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
Rachel Vincent
The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Frederic Brown
Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
Rick Riordan
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist
Gena Showalter
Don't gobblefunk around with words.
Roald Dahl
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.
Roman Payne
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