Quotes on “funny”

In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Leo, Hazel gasped, I can’t—my arms—Hazel, he said. Do you trust me?No!Me neither, Leo admitted.

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

That’s us, he said. Those five nuts right there.Which one is me? I asked.The little deformed one, Zoe suggested.Oh, shut up.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.