Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple. Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.
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The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!
I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.
E.A. Bucchianeri
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
Ellen DeGeneres
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
Eoin Colfer
I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Erica Jong
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.
Francine Pascal
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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