Quotes and sayings about tag  #funny

Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

223 Quotes

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood

J.K. Rowling

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!

J.K. Rowling

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

James Patterson

His eyebrows pulled in. You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?I vowed in front of God – and Elvis – that I wouldn’t, didn’t I?

Jamie McGuire

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Jeaniene Frost

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

Jeaniene Frost

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Jeaniene Frost

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Jeaniene Frost

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open!

Jeaniene Frost

Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

Jeaniene Frost

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad

Jeaniene Frost

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Jerry Seinfeld

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

Jim Butcher

Of course you know, this means war.

Joe Adamson

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

John Green

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

John Green

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

John Green

The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.

John Green

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Johnny Depp

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

Jon Stewart

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Jon Stewart

If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

Jon Stewart

She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

Julia Quinn

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Kaida Ashia

I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.

Karl Lagerfeld

Maxon: To be clear, no one agrees with you.America: To be clear, I don’t care.

Kiera Cass

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

Kiersten White

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

Kiersten White

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