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223 Quotes

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Golda Meir

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.Isn’t this fun? Skulduggery said brightly. The three of usgetting along so well.

Derek Landy

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple. Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

Douglas Adams

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

Douglas Adams

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

Hergé

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

Ilona Andrews

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood

J.K. Rowling

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad

Jeaniene Frost

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Ellen DeGeneres

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

Ellen DeGeneres

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Jon Stewart

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