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“Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.” - Ellen DeGeneres

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The most complicated skill is to be simple.

Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.