Quotes on “funny”

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe)I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!

If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.

My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.