A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.
George Carlin
If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.
Seanan McGuire
How is it possible to have a civil war?
I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!
Sharon Swan
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
Stephanie Lennox
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it.
George Eliot
Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
William Goldman
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans
Zoë Marriott
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