Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

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A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.

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Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!

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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

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Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

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Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

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Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.

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Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

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You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.

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My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

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Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?

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But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

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Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

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