Quotes on “funny”

And she says, Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.I smile, a little. You said effing, I say. You actually said the word effing.

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.

Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I passed out from stress? That’s it?I believe the princess term is fainted, said Thorne.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.