Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am-Luna Lovegood
J.K. Rowling
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
H.L. Mencken
IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
Harry Styles
I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad
Jeaniene Frost
Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!
Haruki Murakami
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Jerry Lewis
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Honoré de Balzac
Of course you know, this means war.
Joe Adamson
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
Ilona Andrews
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
John Green
You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
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