Quotes on “funny”

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it.