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the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

I passed out from stress? That’s it?I believe the princess term is fainted, said Thorne.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

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