Quotes and sayings about tag  funny

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

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People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

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He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her hip. So, is that your long, scaly, reptilian tail, or are you just happy to see me? No, she did not just say that. Did she?

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Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

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Now listen, we need to be quiet as mice. No, quieter than that. As quiet as . . . as . . . Dead mice? Reynie suggested. Perfect, said Kate with an approving nod. As quiet as dead mice.

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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

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Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up? All the time.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

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[Thou] mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

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How art thou out of breath when thou hast breathTo say to me that thou art out of breath?

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[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

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