150+ Hilarious Quotes That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

This is Annabeth, Jason said. Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.

Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.

"You look too pretty to be useful." Truer words were never spoken.

Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.

You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.

It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.

Piece of Heaven? No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.

It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.

Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks... then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get. It's really not even fair to everyone else.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.