Charles M. Schulz

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.