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A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

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It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound re-invention.

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When all else fails, there's always delusion.

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