Christopher Moore

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

Science, you don't know, looks like magic.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

I love you above all things, even pie.

She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.