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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.