Popular Quotes by Ron White

Ron White Cool & famous Quotes by

2 Quotes and sayings

Ron White is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author.
* He was born in Fritch, Texas on December 18, 1956.
* He joined the U.S. Navy at age 17 and served on the auxiliary rescue and salvage ship USS Conserver near the end of the Vietnam War.
* Before pursuing comedy professionally, White briefly lived in Mexico, where he bought a pottery factory.
* From January 2000 through March 2003, White toured with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy as part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour – a show that sold out across the United States in over 90 cities and grossed over $15 million.
* He made seven guest appearances on Blue Collar TV.
* He has released six comedy albums, all of which have been certified gold or platinum.
* He has also appeared in several films, including Horrible Bosses, Sex and the City 2, and Jayne Mansfield's Car.
* He is married to Margo Rey and they have one son.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Ron White

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Page 1 from 1