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Rita Rudner is an American comedian, actress, and writer.
* She was born in Miami, Florida, in 1953.
* She began her career as a dancer on Broadway.
* She turned to stand-up comedy in the early 1980s.
* She has appeared on numerous television shows, including The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and The Late Show with David Letterman.
* She has released four comedy albums and has starred in several television specials.
* She is married to Martin Bergman.
* They have one daughter, Molly.
* She is known for her witty one-liners and her observations on relationships and everyday life.

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

Rita Rudner

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