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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.

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I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

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hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

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You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

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And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrange my face!

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My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

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Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

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The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.

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You promised, Seaweed Brain. We would not get separated! Ever again! You’re impossible! Love you too!

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People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.

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But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

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She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

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Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

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You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

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