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Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
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Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between.
I'll never wake up in a good mood again.I'm tired of these stinky boots
I am troubled, immeasurablyby your eyes. I am struck by the featherof your soft reply.The sound of glassspeaks quick, disdainand concealswhat your eyes fightto explain.
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
This is the strangest life I have ever known.
The future is uncertain but the end is always near.