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Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

Douglas Adams

Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.

Julie Kagawa

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.

Douglas Adams

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Julie Kagawa

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

Douglas Adams

Pranks vs school= pranks win all day

Justin Bieber

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

Douglas Adams

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.

Justin Halpern

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Douglas Adams

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Justin Halpern

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

Douglas Adams

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

Kathy Reichs

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

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Please welcome Professor Varen Nethers, famous depressed dead poets historian and author of the bestselling books Unlocking your Poe-tential: A Writer's Guide, and Mo Poe Fo Yo: When You Just Can't Get Enough.

Kelly Creagh

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Douglas Adams

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