“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”
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The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..
It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
In the end, we only regret the chance we didn’t take.
Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.