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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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A collection of quotations filed under advice.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The moment you put someone on a pedestal they will look down upon you. The trick is respecting each other equally.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.
A wise parent humors the desire for independent action, so as to become the friend and advisor when his absolute rule shall cease.
The best way to predict your future is to create it.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.
It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late.
Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.
Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open.
Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.
The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen.
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.
If you can quit, then quit. If you can't quit, you're a writer.