Quotes and sayings about tag  kids

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.

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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

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What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?

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Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

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The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children.

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• Love

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

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• Books

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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• Humor

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

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• Humor