Quotes on “kids”

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?

The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children.

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.