Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

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• Wisdom

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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• Humor

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

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• Inspirational

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

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• Humor

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.

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• Inspirational

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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• Humor

Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.

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• Life

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

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• Humor

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

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• Humor

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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• Humor

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

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• Humor

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

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• Humor

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

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• Humor

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

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• Humor

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

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• Humor