Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

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They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.

Ken Kesey

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Douglas Adams

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

Kerstin Gier

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

Douglas Adams

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Kurt Cobain

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Douglas Adams

Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.

L.M. Montgomery

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Douglas Adams

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Langston Hughes

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Douglas Adams

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

Laurell K. Hamilton

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

Douglas Adams

Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.

Lemony Snicket

If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

Douglas Adams

Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

Lemony Snicket

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