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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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There are never enough 'I love you's.

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The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

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Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

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Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

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My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

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A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

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To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

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I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

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TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

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Everything stinks till it’s finished.

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I always listen to you. Except when I don't.

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