Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

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George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English

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Congratulations!Today is your day.You're off to Great Places!You're off and away!

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When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

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