Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

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• Life

Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.

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• Humor

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

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I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

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There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over.

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You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.

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I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

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• Funny

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.

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• Funny

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

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• Humor

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

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Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

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She craved a tall glass of the fresh-squeezed lemonade from the pitcher she’d left chilling in the fridge. Two glasses served with a generous slice of pound cake with orange glaze icing sounded twice as nice.

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They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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• Humor