Quotes on “humor”

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

This is Annabeth, Jason said. Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.

Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.

She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.