Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.

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• Humor

Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.

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• Humor

Brianna dropped the skateboard in front of Sam. Don’t worry: I won’t let you fall off.Yeah? Then why did you bring the helmet?Brianna tossed it to him. In case you fall off.

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• Humor

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

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• Humor

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

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• Life

Invisible things are the only realities.

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• Humor

See, that’s the difference, Mauvin said. I suffer a loss and people console me. Royce suffers a loss and whole towns evacuate.

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• Humor

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

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• Humor

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.

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• Humor

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

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• Humor

I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

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• Humor

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

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• Humor

A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.

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• Love

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

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• Humor

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

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• Inspirational