Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

I'll not listen to reason... reason always means what someone else has got to say.

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It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.

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There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.

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I am human and I need to be loved,just like everybody else does.

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I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle.... Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)

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Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either.

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I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.

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Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

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Don't leave it all unsaid,somewhere in the wasteland of your head.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

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To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

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It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true.It only hurts because it's true.

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Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

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Death should take me while I am in the mood.

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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

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