You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.
Nikos Kazantzakis
She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back. That’s my girl.
Emma Chase
That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.
Nora Roberts
If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.
Emma Donoghue
I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson
One Direction
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Eoin Colfer
A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
Oscar Wilde
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.Opal tapped this into her notepad.Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?
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