Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

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Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

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Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...

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If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

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Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

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Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

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But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.

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Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

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Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

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I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

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In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

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