Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

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• Life

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.

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• Humor

Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.

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• Humor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

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• Love

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

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• Humor

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

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• Humor

When your mother asks, " Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

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• Humor

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

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• Humor

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

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• Humor

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

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• Humor

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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• Humor

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

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• Humor

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

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• Humor

What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

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• Humor

The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.

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• Humor