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“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.” - Ray Romano



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 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : What you do is what matters, not what you think or say or plan.

What you do is what matters, not what you think or say or plan.

Jason Fried

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : I am not afraid... I was born to do this.

I am not afraid... I was born to do this.

Jeanne d'Arc

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

Jillian Michaels

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : Successful people have libraries. The rest have big screen TVs

Successful people have libraries. The rest have big screen TVs

Jim Rohn

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.

A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.

John A. Shedd

 inspirational quotes - Image for quote : It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

John Green