Quotes on “humor”

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?

You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not.

My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the road I goes.

why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.Why try to make me like you?Why are you hurt when I don't cuddle?Why do you sigh when I splash through a puddle?Why do you scream when I do what I did?Im a kid.

EARLY BIRDOh, if you’re a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If you’re a bird, be an early early bird--But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun,Eddie touched a troll,Laurie danced with witches once,Charlie found some goblins gold.Donald heard a mermaid sing,Susy spied an elf,But all the magic I have knownI've had to make myself.

The baby batScreamed out in fright,'Turn on the dark,I'm afraid of the light.

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!

He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.

Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.

Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.