Quotes and sayings about tag  humor

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

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• Humor

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

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• Humor

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts

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• Humor

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

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• Humor

I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.

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• Humor

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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• Humor

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

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• Inspirational

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

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• Humor

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

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• Humor

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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• Humor

Falling in love is painful on the knees.

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• Love

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

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• Humor

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

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• Humor

The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.

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• Humor

I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment.

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• Love