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Stephen Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is known for his deadpan delivery and observational humor. Wright was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, in 1955. He began his stand-up career in the early 1980s. He has appeared in films such as "The Jerk" (1979), "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987), and "The Fisher King" (1991). Wright has also released several comedy albums, including "I Have a Pony" (1985) and "A Steven Wright Special" (1992).

Here are some of his most famous jokes:

* I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
* I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Wright is a unique and original comedian who has entertained audiences for decades. He is a true master of his craft.
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